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...but the evil yeti led us right to the mound of..... Yogurt, The Everlasting Know-It-All

I hate yoghurt!

Oh, this is starting to sound like something else I thought... time go on..
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So, having found this large mysterious mound of yogurt, we decided to fill our backbacks with it so we''d have something to eat. Unfortunately, just as Judith and I reached out to grab a large clump of it, she was suddenly engulfed by the sinister claw of the yogurt monster! I watched her hiking boots slowly sink into the goo, and suddenly I remembered

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I had some beans from my cousin jack''s bean stock!
After whipping out my dictionary and making sure the word I meant was "stalk," I threw the beans (half out of desperation and half out of wanting something to eat that night on the cold, vast desert) upon the yogurt to see what would happen.

...Absolutely nothing. I always knew that story was hokey.

Having exhausted my last means of escape, I dove into the mound of yogurt only to find

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that the yoghurt was hollow, and was actually a portal to an underground chamber!
Judith lay unconscious on the ground. I felt groggy. The walls of the chamber were covered with markings - egyptian, maybe - and in the center a small pedestal, like a sundial, stood.

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I have a feeling this storyline may have been used by the Japanese.

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Dazed, I crept toward the pedestal, reaching into my coat and pulling out my bag of
burritos. While I ate, I tried to think - but the only thing I came up with was "mabey it wasn''t such a good idea to come here". Still deep in thought, I got up and walked into the gaping black hole that the set designer had informed me was a "secret cave".
Aaargh - OMG What IS that thing!?!?! It looks like a...
The best thing about the internet is the way people with no experience or qualifications can pretend to be completely superior to other people who have no experience or qualifications.
playboy magazine! After quickly looking threw it, all the pictures and articles were about pornoographic candymen, but then, I came accross an article which talked about Shanwell, I felt that I was getting close to solving this mystery. I suddenly remembered that the fools were paying me per hour for my services... Suddenly I heard footsteps of...

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...someone or something behind me. Then a tapping? I startled awake, still in my jeep. At the campsite. It was a dream, so I wasn''t any closer to finding Shanwell. I''d have to start all over.
The tapping came from the ranger. "The military is clearing the area. You''re going to have to leave."
~"What''s this red button do?"
AFTER we inspect your vehicle. I wasnt worried. I knew there was nothing wrong in there. THe plice dude went in my car, stood there for like 5 seconds, and put me under arrest for grand theft auto! Apparently, they said that I had stolen Shanwells car!

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